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The prosecution's case: A 'really complicated job': Why midterm votes counting is taking so long in America's largest state
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Real event · politics · 2026-11-13
The prosecution's case: A 'really complicated job': Why midterm votes counting is taking so long in America's largest state
Final verdict announced: November 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM ET
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A 'really complicated job': Why midterm votes counting is taking so long in America's largest state
Alaskans are still waiting for the full results, including in the close Senate race.
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The counting of votes in Alaska is a complex process.
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Opening Argument
The prosecution argues that the prolonged vote counting in Alaska is a direct result of the chaotic policies implemented during the Trump administration. The prosecution alleges that this delay is not merely a logistical issue but a symptom of a larger conspiracy to undermine democracy.
Exhibit A: The Plausible Link
The prosecution submits that the close Senate race between Republican Dan Sullivan and Democrat Mary Peltola is a clear indication of Trump's divisive rhetoric, which has led to confusion and mistrust among voters.
The Domino Effect
In the prosecution's theory, this confusion has created a ripple effect, causing delays in counting votes.
The Hidden Danger
The prosecution imagines that if this trend continues, it could lead to a complete breakdown of the electoral process, allowing Trump to manipulate future elections.
Closing Argument
The prosecutor alleges that the situation in Alaska is a microcosm of a national crisis, all stemming from Trump's reckless actions.
Verdict
The prosecution urges that we must hold Trump accountable for the chaos he has sown.
Prosecution exhibits
Reality Check
Alaskans are still waiting for the full results, including in the close Senate race.